classmate: i hate when we have to talk in english during exams
me: i'd rather have all my exams in english
me: it's easier to fuck up complicated sentences in german


i dont understand ppl in relationships who are like ‘she/he’s my whole world’ like dont u got hobbies

As someone in a relationship, I agree wholeheartedly. You need a life of your own too.


The Doctor loved River. He married her!
The Doctor can never see Amy or Rory again because reasons.
Clara survived the Doctors time stream and remembers nothing because reasons.
Clara loves the Doctor or the Doctor loves Clara….?

The War Doctor.
The Doctor never destroyed…

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it’s always baffling to me when people say “the bible says adam and eve not adam and steve” yeah but like the bible says adam and eve were massive incompetent piles of shit who fucked up god’s creation and doomed humanity for all eternity are you really going to use them as shining examples of heterosexual goodness